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[ This is so...normal. It's kind of weirding her out. Even at Beacon, there was always something crazy or exciting or dangerous going down. ]

Grocery lists...shopping...wow. I feel like an adult. Or something. I mean, like, a normal adult with a domestic life.

[ Instead of a monster-slaying teen soldier. ]

We're already 18. [ Except for Ruby, anyway. ] We should at least start acting our age.

[ Weiss is actually going to grow old another year in a month since hc birthday! ]

But I agree. We should get Ruby a new toothbrush. And maybe a case for it so we can mark it with her name.

Hey, some of us still aren't adults! Does that mean I don't have to grocery shop?

...Do you think they have toothbrushes that look like a scythe? Science needs to know!

[Shoot, grocery shopping = adults now? Dang, she should have used that argument when she was insisting she was an adult to her dad, she's been doing that stuff since she was a preteen...]

...I'm not sure a lot of people'd want something sharp and pointy-shaped like that near their mouth.

[You have an adorable face, Ruby, please don't ruin it.]

But I know I've seen ones with cute little animal shapes on the end? You know, like dogs, ponies, the Arehtei...stuff like that.

[ Blake, on the other hand, always felt like grocery shopping was something she'd only get to do after world peace was achieved. But here they are. ]

I saw one the other day that sparkles and sings to you when you're brushing. I can't believe that's what people use technology for.

[ Google does not provide, so a scythe-shaped toothbrush likely does not exist. ]

Doesn't Nora have one of those toothbrushes that just move on their own in your mouth? Maybe you should get one of those.